Ha! Sarah laughs with cynicism.

Favourite headline for today: "Enough tuna for everyone claims fisheries spokesman; Whakatane tuna fishermen are worrying needlessly about catches by American tuna clippers depleting the local resource, if what Assistant-Director of Fisheries Mr V Hinds says is true." "There is more than enough for both." Mr Hinds told the Beacon in a telephone interview from Wellington yesterday. "In fact, there is enough for more American boats." - Whakatane Beacon, Dec 16 1975. Oh, the irony.