The Ginger Tonyx Story

Finally, time to establish the Legend, that is, GINGER TONYX!!!!!

Once a Famous 1950s Broadway Broad, I was turfed out of my Spot in the Limelight by a Younger Upstart. Sometime later we had a fight in a Public Lavatory and my Pride and Joy, my Shock of Ginger Hair, was revealed to be a WIG *gasp* and was Unceremoniously Flushed. Embarrassed and Ashamed, I hid for years with my Cats and my increasingly Motheaten Furs. I would imbibe my Bitterness daily with my Gin and Tonic, the Taste of Jealousy and Regret neatly complementing the Quinine in the Tonic Water. Finally, however,  it's time to Unleash the Internalised Anger; the Broad within! Grrrrrrr!

Disclaimer: Aspects of this story may have been taken from a movie/book. Maybe.

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