Today I am celebrating Trifon Zarezan, like a good Bulgarian.

I celebrate this auspicious event by having a glass of wine for -Today is Winegrowers Day! Heute ist Trifon Zarezan! And such like.

I'm going to pour myself one now.

*sound of Sarah walking to kitchen, getting bottle of wine and a glass, followed by sound of wine pouring...*

I hope you imagined glugging for the sound of wine pouring, because verily, it glugged.

*sound of Sarah slurping and smacking her lips*

"Aaaah".

Today, nothing happened. At all. I am bored bored bored.

Now I shall bake a cake and then I shall make a dinner of sausages and stuff, drinking and toasting Trifon Zarezan all the live long night.

(Incidentally it is also a National Day of Mourning in Mexico. And on this day in 1984, Torvill and Dean one a gold medal at the Olympics in Sarajevo! I'll toast them too, methinks.)