So, there's this thing called the LOLinator, where you can make your website speak LOLcatz. I ran mine through... and here is the Valley of the Doll bit from the last post. WTF? LOL.
bonus valley uv dollz quote=
on xxxmass eve... jennifa n anne trimmed small tree. claude n few uv hiz friend wuz comin by.
"he leavez in ten days..." jennifa sed wistfulli.
"do u realli care 4 him??! i mean realli??!" anne asked.
jennifa wrinkled ha nose. "well ... he different. wtf do u think uv him??! now b hones."
"i not say. half tiem i don't understand him... n otha half u two r jabberin away in french while i sit tryin 2 understand hiz buddy broken english. but i did manage 2 decipha frm hiz pal françoiz that ur claude haz wife stashed away."
"naturalli. probabli mistress... 2..." jennifa sed easili. wheneva i get stuk on man u can b sure he sum kind uv louse. he want me 2 come 2 pariz."
"u not thinkin uv goin!!??!!"
jennifa shrugged. "he want 2 star me in picturez ova there. sez i'll b smash... lookin so american n speakin french ... he want me 2 do sex picturez. artistic - but semi-nude."
"wtf??!"
"it acceptd ova there... anne. lot uv big star do it. it meanz nothin. o... i don't mean dirtee picturez - i mean moviez wit real plot. onli when u take bath in scene... they photograph it."
artee french sex moviez!!??!! yep!!??!! jennifa iz finalli goin 2 make it at advanced age uv - twentee-seven. fuk i love thiz book. sumtimez i lol out loud.
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