The Most Boring Man In The World!!?

I have a new flatmate and I'm worried that he’s maybe very boring. Item: I came home last night and he was watching TV and hanging out on the couch and I was rather pleased because I hadn’t seen him for two days after he’d moved in. Also, getting to know new flatmates is good, right?

Me: “hey dude, how are you? Did you have a good one today?” Him (with mucho enthusiasm): “Yeah! I had an awesome day!” Me: “Awesome! What happened?” Him: “I’ve changed desks at work!” Me (thinking there must be more to this story): “oh yeah, cool…?” Him: “And now I’m heaps closer to the Marketing Department!” Me: *crickets*