Too much man, too much.
I was just checking my Blog Patrol stats and discovered someone referenced my site through misspelling clitoris! Idiot porn fiends of the world unite! I could have a wee convention...
And in other news...
Lately I have noticed that my blog has been especially self obsessed, and that I have mostly blogged about leaving (hooray!), and my parents. So, I'd like to open the floor to requests. I'm lacking in imagination at present... (maybe you have a suggestion darling Bex? Or Kate?)
I await all comments and suggestions with bated breath.
Hey! Sorry I ruined Amazing Race for you. I'm can't beleive you went on my blog, because I was just on yours last saturday. I contemplated leaving a comment because I thought your poem about women at the gallery was very funny. You must have found my blog through your blogpatrol statistics, right? Or was it randomly thrown at you by blogger?
ReplyDeleteAnyways, great blog!
Chris
I think we all need to self obsess for a while. Then [hopefully] it starts to bother us that we're self obsessing. Then we look around us and see what else is there.
ReplyDelete[I still self obsess in a hand written journal...bitch whine complain etc...hee hee...]
I love reading about New Zealand. Bucket Fountain, bird calls all.
I know you're probably flying to Oz but I prefer to think of you aboard a tall ship, sailing into the west, maybe with spray in your face, a glass in your hand and a yardarm over which the sun has forever passed. Westward Ho! Call me an old romantic, but what'll you miss most about dear old NZ?
ReplyDeleteps, I also have this idea you lot are all nautical folk. Most comfortable when beneath canvas...
Oh stop me now!
Please note, the self obsession will consider unabated. Really, what's the point of writing about anyone but yourself? Besides, post-modern theory dictates that I can't write without betraying my own experiences, biases and obsessions.
ReplyDeleteI'm just really obsessed with my own self obsession at the moment. : )
Abby: Did you mean long drops? I think the only squat toilets in New Zealand are at Auckland University in the Library and are flush toilets.
Dan: I'm pulling together the things I'll miss about New Zealand. I could be a little Listy - I do like a little list.
Now that the word "clitoris" is here also, you'll get both the smart and dumb porn fiends.
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