I have been tired for days

And please keep in mind that I have been very good about things like going to bed at a reasonable time, eating meals at normal times, not drinking coffee after about 3pm (although I just broke that today - bugger).

In fact, I'd done one of my favourite things and gone ahead and diagnosed myself with something hugely serious. I had Chronic Fatigue Syndrome! And then I read on Wikipedia that it was only resolved in 5-10% of cases and decided that I didn't have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. It's kind of like that one time I kept falling asleep on the microfilm readers in the National Library and decided that I had narcolepsy. That appeared to resolve itself too when I discovered how serious narcolepsy is (man, it's real bad. I'm not wanting that shit).

Tiredness and grumpiness and blaaah is probably because I'm Eyeballing the Aunty, am Sans-Boy, am over my job and it's a full moon tonight (the moon is super pretty actually).

My favourite thing all day: "I could be more tolerant if people stopped fucking me off." Ohh yeah. I was real fucking grumpy.

Anyhow now I'm going to have a post-team training shower and go to bed. The Boy is in Melbourne but will be back on Monday and then I plan to make up for a fortnight without any kind of human contact. Maybe it's a lack of Human that I'm suffering from? Give Me Human! Now! (sounds a bit zombie-ish).

I want to cuddle you to DEAAAATTTHH. Give me HUUUUMAN.