So. Much. Gah.

Yes. Another one of these days.
via Yasmine at A Print A Day

I have been sick for the last few days, hence my absence. Today, not only am I still feeling ill, but also I am stupid tired. And thus, stupid grumpy. Dudes, I don't even feel like eating toasted sandwiches.

So, because I am in a relentlessly grumpy mood I'm going to indulge myself and make a list of things that are bugging me today and OTHERWISE MAKING ME GRUMPY SO I HAVE TO WRITE IN CAPS.

• Everything disappearing - my address book, a list things I need to do for work, MY SCISSORS (although these don't disappear so much as get taken by someone in the office not naming any names. And to be frank I don't want to be the stationery Nazi so I never say anything. So I probably don't have a leg to stand on here)
• Messy bedroom waiting for me when I get home. BOO TO YOU, messy bedroom. It's moments like this that I wish I was a wizard or something. I used to dream about this when I was a kid too.
• Horribly faded hair. Time for redye. Before I vomit into the sink from looking at my faded hussiness.
• Being grumpy at good friends because of my all encompassing grumpiness. 
• This zit on my cheek: WHAT ARE YOU AND WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE?
• Not being able to taste anything because of this stupid cold. Stupid cold I stupid hate you. Stupid.
• Aches and pains: from fluey stuff, in my ankle, in my knee. Yesterday I swear the bottom of my lungs ached and I could feel them under my rib cage? I don't even know if that makes sense.
• My very sweet friend's relentless party spam. I have received two emails, a Facebook invite and a text message. Darling, I know you're having a party. I have RSVP'ed. Let's leave it alone now, ok?

And to conclude: this is what I wish I was doing.

I am going to get my Angry Walrus on and stand on all your BONES