Showing posts with label crazy heavy eyeliner woman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy heavy eyeliner woman. Show all posts

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Tips and Things to Do: Thursday in Spring

Today I'm going to tell you what to do. If you know what's good for you, you'll follow my advice. Damn straight.

via Twee Core
Go to bed early. You need more sleep, trust me.

Drink more herbal tea. Peppermint tea is good for the digestion, so you could maybe try that. Also, I hear good things about drinking lots of green tea. But I'm never sure what anti-oxidants do and why I need to de-oxidise myself so I suggest you just roll with whatever you like the taste of. The point being, all that warm water is good for your feelings of well being.

Make your bed. It looks nicer and it will give you a unique feeling of smugness -- the smugness of the well organised.

Have a buy nothing day during the next week. You know it's the right thing to do.

Read. Read in the sun for an hour, or failing that, read in a nice warm place. Fuck everything else. Read a good book, because a crap book will make you feel dirty inside. Some reading possibilities: Jitterbug Perfume, Pride and Prejudice, Lolita.

Wear something posh on casual Friday. One posh thing is ok. I feel as though tulle is in order - I wonder if I have anything tulle based left in my wardrobe? Or maybe just red lipstick is in Ordnung.

Roller skate or go for a walk at lunch time. It'll break up the day and give you heaps more enthusiasm for the afternoon. Truesies.

Practice mindfulness. When you're walking up the hill, concentrate on feeling your butt muscles. When you eat or drink, think about the food nourishing you. Think about breathing. It's fun and it makes you feel real, and a bit amazed at what an incredible thing the human body is. I'M SORRY THAT I TOOK YOU FOR GRANTED HUMAN BODY.

Will you disobey me? How about you, Crazy Heavy Eyeliner Woman?


Thursday, November 04, 2010

Thx

Have you seen this website called THXTHXTHX? Lovely Megan pointed me in it's general direction. And dudes, I felt INSPIRED to write some thank you notes of my own. The first one I wrote was to the amazing baked potato I ate on Friday night (it was a seriously fine potato).

They're actually really hard to write! No really! Go away and try it. This is one I did today:


How do you feel about this, 60s woman with crazy heavy eyeliner? Feel good?


No? Bugger.


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